dorfs:

Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year

sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments 

(Source: howsyourcoffeechadkroeger)

i’m jealous of people who have cute laughs and fast metabolisms and nice teeth and good hair and can just make any outfit look good and  get along with everyone and are great at sports and do well in school because none of that is me

earrie:

im suing my parents for making my face look like this

lets-go-lesbos:

people who say all water tastes the same are full of shit.

hate:

it doesn’t matter how much sleep i get i will always be tired

(Source: hate)

  • person: i like you
  • me: why

I want a boyfriend who will take me to concerts,

or just a boyfriend,

or just concert tickets

or concert tickets to see my boyfriend

(Source: rnaydayparade)

  • before running: AW YEAH LET'S DO THIS
  • during running: i hate my life i hate my life my legs hurt and i can't breathe and i have 2 miles to go and this song sucks
  • after running: YEAH BITCHES THAT WAS AMAZING
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