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becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

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getyourassbeat:

opens window curtains, takes 50 selfies in natural light, closes window curtains

stability:

when you’re in a bad mood and your friend is trying to cheer you up

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ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

team-stydia:

wuhtver:

If you don’t think these are the greatest than you’re lying

omg

chinese-zeus:

lollipops are so weird youre literally swallowing your own flavored saliva

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