Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments
(Source: howsyourcoffeechadkroeger)
i’m jealous of people who have cute laughs and fast metabolisms and nice teeth and good hair and can just make any outfit look good and get along with everyone and are great at sports and do well in school because none of that is me
im suing my parents for making my face look like this
people who say all water tastes the same are full of shit.
- person: i like you
- me: why
I want a boyfriend who will take me to concerts,
or just a boyfriend,
or just concert tickets
or concert tickets to see my boyfriend
(Source: rnaydayparade)
- before running: AW YEAH LET'S DO THIS
- during running: i hate my life i hate my life my legs hurt and i can't breathe and i have 2 miles to go and this song sucks
- after running: YEAH BITCHES THAT WAS AMAZING

